no matter your sexual orientation if you say you wouldn’t do natalie dormer you’re lying
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
I feel like how they came together under duress was so tragic in and of itself.
Remus was so uncomfortable and terrified about the circumstances and Tonks losing interest and of Teddy being a werewolf, and just, so much stress. And everyone kept meddling, pressuring him into it, even if he really did want it. And he dealt with it by growing distant and pushing her away and not being present? And then Teddy is born and isn’t a werewolf and he is excited and involved and hopeful. And Tonks is always so proud of him, always, so she welcomes him back but.
I just wish I’d seen them hash it out. I want to see Tonks, heavily pregnant, forcing a smile when he comes back, but making Remus sleep on the couch. I want to see Remus really sit with himself, being left to himself bc the world is done with his shit even if they understand; they finally go back to leaving him alone again, and he’s relieved.
And he confronts his fears and with the Order business becoming more demanding, he realizes that he wants to be present as long as he can. So he becomes the perfect husband in their little hobbit hole, and Tonks keeps saying she doesn’t need tending to but she does and Remus is there.
And Andromeda dislikes Remus intensely and he doesn’t argue bc he gets it. But when she starts trying to undermine him and come between him and his wife/son, there are words and it’s the most passionate he’s ever been, like he needs to take a walk and come back and have it out again. (They never really got through it. She’s even angrier that he keeps having to leave to calm down, but he is literally not used to letting other people in, not anymore.) Remus is nothing but respectful, but he’s adamant about staying by Tonks’ side as long as she’ll have him.
Then he learns to calm down by looking at his son and holding him and feeding him, just feeding off of his happy baby energy. He’s the first on late night feedings bc he’s most used to no sleep, but also Aurors only ever sleep four hours at a time, so they meet in the baby’s room almost every night.
Plus forehead kisses, noses kisses, ear kisses, baby kisses, grown up kisses.
Tonks in Remus’s sweaters. Remus in Tonks’s jeans. Two dorks finally actually finding love while the world falls apart.
And when Tonks decides to fight alongside Remus in the Final Battle, bc she’s an Auror and she’s skilled as fuck and neither of them will face anything alone again.
i promise i’m not crying